09 November 2011

Crowning Glory

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My delivery van has a second name, it's W-T-F...
I saw it drive down the highway,
And when I did I had to saaaaaay:
"Whatever did this poor van do
For someone to treat it this way?"

Now there's something you just don't see everyday.

That's some bad hat, Harry.


  1. Dunno--that would be one freakishly big chandelier. I looked, but I couldn't see any company logos on the sides or back of the van that might have explained it. It was pretty funny, though.