For this week's installment of Frivolous Friday, the theme is music (see what I did there?)...enjoy!
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There's obviously a movement to improve operations.
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The Facebook Fugue-It-All |
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Is it just me, or do the black keys suddenly look like shark fins? |
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So E-flat leaves and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight!"
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit and nicely shined shoes. The bartender says "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development. Sure enough, E-Flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, becoming au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
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Celebrity national anthem singers clearly get paid by the note.
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Bugs Bunny had nothing on this pugnacious actress. |
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Like you weren't thinking it. |
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This is not the arrangement you're looking for... |
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Gangsta Cello. |
And one last note...always remember that the real problem with reality is a lack of background music. I can't underscore this enough.
I am sending this to my high school choir director. She'll love it!!
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