I would perhaps have been more concerned by this discovery if the hard little lump hadn't been shifting around under my sports bra, something I'm pretty sure that the average malignant lump doesn't usually do. Still, I was not exactly expecting to find a slightly squashed jelly bean, which had apparently hitched a lift down my cleavage at some point during the previous day and remained there all day and night, lodged beneath my bra. Yup...I am just that talented. (And yes, I did eat it...waste not, want not.) Two words: Epic Fail.
Anyway, in honor of the ludicrousness that is my life, I've decided to start a new feature on this blog called "Frivolous Friday." If nothing else, it will give me a place to share all the silly memes and pictures I'm constantly pulling off the internet and using to clutter up my desktop. Without further ado, welcome to the first installment of Frivolous Friday!
|Fourth of July fallout.|
|There's a reason we call them "flip-flops" now.|
|They have a point.|
|I would totally do this.|
|That's A-Positive message.|